Market Volatility Fan Gifts

"This just in! Due to downsizing, the mega-merger of Consolidated Industries and Humungous Corporation has been changed to a simple bankruptcy."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

ATM withdrawal

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

My department will NOT take the blame for that lousy quarter...we were ALL hibernating!

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!'

Cost of Terror.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

Joseph Chamberlain Atempts to Drag Arthur Balfour down the Road to Protectionist Imperial Tariff

Stock Market Bear.

Dragging industry into the Euro

'No this isn't one of those disaster movies. It's the News.'

"The dotted line is my self-esteem."

You are not alone! It is a TEAM EFFORT!

"Don't jump, Petry! Do you realize how silly you look when the Dow is over 20,000?"

The Bright Side

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

Stock Market Decline

"I'd like to file a defamation suit. 'Bear markets' is a derogatory term."

'What's wrong with me, Doc? Lately I've been feeling bullish.'

2017 stress management classes spike.

New York Stocks

Toy City Trader - Pull string and watch him panic

'The stock market is mostly an index of consumer sentiment - So on a scale 1 to 5, how happy has your money made you?'

Greeting cards: Stockmarket Up and Down.

'We've experienced something of a recession, Mr. Bosworth, but it seems to have bottomed out.'