Market Meltdown Enthusiast Gifts

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

'And the good news is - we're in deep doo-doo.'

Please do not give insider tips to the bears.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

Easy street ends.

A vacancy in the Finance Department

Don't worry, when it's time to start jumping out of windows I'll tell you.

'HARRHARRHARR! Finally! The stock that arouses a feeling of happiness even when it becomes completely worthless!'

"Whoa, dude...what happened to you...?"

The Big Economic Fix Is On: All the so-called safety nets will be as useless as a hard hat in a crowbar storm.

"It's not the gambling debts, he's just checked how much his shares are worth now."

Wall Street Devil.

'No, he doesn't talk dirty but he was owned by a broker and he gives insider trading tips.'

'Crazy bastard.'

Euro through the floor

'We still attract money from investors who have a more original and basic concept of the world.'

Stephen Harper meets Papandreou in Greece

World Market Jitters...

How to spot the early signs of Book Fair meeting meltdown.

Desert Accountant yells 'Liquidation! Liquidation!' as he crawls along

'He's only turned on by a market rally.'

"This symposium has gotten completely out of hand!"

We're all wearing arm bands. It's to mourn our stock losses.

'We save, Germans rob, Brussels spends.'

'If you had $10,000, where would you invest it for the short term?'

'Tax returns prepared - honest mistakes our speciality.'