Market Crash Enthusiast Gifts

Easy street ends.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Will work for ETFs

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

A child runs an equity stand.

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

Dow Jones drop

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

Jumping Wall Street.

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

"Oooh! I think I just felt our stock split."

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'