Financial Crisis Aficionado Gifts

'We save, Germans rob, Brussels spends.'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"I tell you, I don't like the looks of it."

'As you can clearly see in this Pie Chart...something is eating into our profit margins!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

Saving Spain

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'The financial crisis is unlikely to worry me: I lay a new Golden Egg every day...'

"The people who were running the economy last year... are running the economy this year."

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

Clever pitbulls.

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

"Willis has kindly agreed to sum up our current financial position."

"We've lowered our IPO price so many times, the Street's referring to it as an Initial Pathetic Offer."

'You don't know how lucky you are. My mortgage is worth more than my house.'

'The stock market rose sharply today, and the police are baffled.'

Easy street ends.

"We like your determination to develope a new investment strategy."

Credit Crunch Man.

'Your check to 'Hooters' bounced, ironically enought.'

Starboard-folio.

Investor loses shirt in Eurozone meltdown.

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

Bank Checking Accounts. Yes, deposits are guaranteed, sir --- but withdrawals aren't.

"Even my childhood dreams were of tax cuts."

"What happens on Wall Street, stays on Wall Street."

"You were right. I should have split my money between high risk stocks and safe bonds."

"Chasing my tail was ok when I was young, but now I'd like to chase investment yield."

Debt - Restructured Debt