Market Crash Conversationalist Gifts

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

Winter Weather.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Cold drinks" "Tesla stock"

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

Liquidity Lunch

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

'Your investments in sub prime mortgages have become collectors items now! Aren't you excited?'

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

'...can you tell me how to blame Obama for all that?'

'Your smile came in a distant third.'

"This is a penny stock. This is a prime stock and this is a laughing stock."

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

Morgue for Dot Com Stocks

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

'How did it go?' 'We had an exchange of views...I went in with my views and came out with hers!'

"Well, that's not a good market indicator."

"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing"

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

"Well it's been nice doing business with you. Maybe we could meet for lunch some time?"

Easy street ends.

"Thank you gentlemen for voting me as chairman."

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

'Hold on to your Enron stock. It could become a valuable collector's item one day.'