Market Meltdown Maven Gifts

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

The day the stock market went UP.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Muscles

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

European currency on the edge.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'Time to buy.'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'These latest figure are encouraging...'