Versatility T-Shirts

Multipurpose car

'Let's not go by the book.'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

'Time to buy.'

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

"This just in! Due to downsizing, the mega-merger of Consolidated Industries and Humungous Corporation has been changed to a simple bankruptcy."

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

'In today's action, the Dow Jones Industrial Average cratered, then soared, then swooned, then skyrocketed, then plummeted, then rebounded, and finally threw up.'

Seats on the Stock Exhange are now equppied with air bags

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

A mid-lithe crisis.

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

Ballerina and the light switch.

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Stock Market Bear.

Not a Work Place, A Woke Place.

'How are your yoga classes working out?'

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."