Market Volatility Explorer T-Shirts

'Be happy you're not in the Mexican-bottled-water pit.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

At the market

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

'Time to buy.'

"This just in! Due to downsizing, the mega-merger of Consolidated Industries and Humungous Corporation has been changed to a simple bankruptcy."

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

'In today's action, the Dow Jones Industrial Average cratered, then soared, then swooned, then skyrocketed, then plummeted, then rebounded, and finally threw up.'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

Guess your net worth, only 25 cents.

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

'Nobody understands you. . . do you blame them?'

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

Boom and Bust

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

Stock Market Adventure

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

'Oh Cynthia, I must tell you. I just found the cutest little mutual fund...'

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

Investment Books - How to Break Even, for Beginners.

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'