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Currency devaluation.

At the market

Day trading.

A child runs an equity stand.

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

wealth investment

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."

Guess your net worth, only 25 cents.

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

'The financial advisor is here.'

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

Stock Exchange.

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"