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Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

At the market

A child runs an equity stand.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

wealth investment

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

'The financial advisor is here.'

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'The good news is it's curable, the bad news is you can't afford it.'

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

'Is my allowance a form of income redistribution?'

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

Stock Exchange.

'I invested in a completely new economic system for the country, but the instructions are in japanese.'

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

'Always bought low.'

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'