Financial Market Explorers Prints

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

At the market

A child runs an equity stand.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

wealth investment

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

'The financial advisor is here.'

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'The good news is it's curable, the bad news is you can't afford it.'

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

'Is my allowance a form of income redistribution?'

Stock Exchange.

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

'I invested in a completely new economic system for the country, but the instructions are in japanese.'

'Always bought low.'

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'