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'How about a romantic caper about two lost souls who meet and find happiness investing in mutual funds.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'I'm an atheist!'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

Bookkeeping Club

'The financial advisor is here.'

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'The good news is it's curable, the bad news is you can't afford it.'

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

'Is my allowance a form of income redistribution?'

Stock Exchange.

'I invested in a completely new economic system for the country, but the instructions are in japanese.'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

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The Institute Of Innovative Ways To Get Government Grants.

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"