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Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

Get-Rich-Quick Schemes.

"I'd like to open a new account and transfer some funds."

'Are you really sure you want to see what's in your pension pot?'

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Confidential Loan Co.

"I want a GPS that shows my company a way to avoid paying social security benefits, minimum wages and turnover taxes!"

"But enough about me - What's your gross annual income?"

"Chris, find a safe and fast way into lucrative tax heavens!"

"By combing 21st century investment strategies with your traditional methods, we put all your booty into bitcoins and buried them under a palm tree in Trinidad."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

A child runs an equity stand.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Economy

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"Everything's gone up."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

Wealth Juggler.

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.