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"Jane tells me you're still paying off college student loans."

Day trading.

A child runs an equity stand.

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

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'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

I think I can...

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

'The financial advisor is here.'

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

Stock Exchange.

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

'Always bought low.'

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Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'