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Bankruptcy ii

'But it's so hard to make it out there, Warden, and many young people are moving back home.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

European currency on the edge.

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Economy - USA.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

What do you suggest we do about this?

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

"Good news on Wall Street today"

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

'How much did you save this year?'

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'