Financial Philosophy Fan T-Shirts

'His motto is: be greedy when others are fearful, and greedy when others are greedy.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Wall St. or True Love.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

European currency on the edge.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Economy - USA.

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

Flat tax - equal burden?

What do you suggest we do about this?

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"Money is life's report card."

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

Economic Downturns

Money god

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'