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'Buy low, sell high, stay diversified. That's it?'

"I know the stock you purchased is down 90 percent and management filed for bankruptcy but let's not read too much into that."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Wall St. or True Love.

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

Flat tax - equal burden?

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Economic Downturns

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

"Money is life's report card."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

Money god

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

Accountant Manqué

'Well they often get it wrong.'

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

'If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?'