Digital Finance Explorer T-Shirts

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

'Jason feels insecure if he's too far from his money... but electronic bank statements have cured that!'

How Blockchains Work

"I suppose we could convert it to bitcoin."

"Hold on, he just paid up. I didn't even know we accepted PayPal."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

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A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Real Life/Surreal Life

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"