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Blocked Network

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Baby Screen Time

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

"I've left the children to their own devices."

Virtual Lap Dancing

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

The phone was on the blink, Mom, so I ordered a pizza on eBay!

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

'How about a romantic caper about two lost souls who meet and find happiness investing in mutual funds.'

"Chris, find a safe and fast way into lucrative tax heavens!"

"You're looking for the Holy Grail? Have you tried Ebay?"

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

'Let's play hide-and-search engine.'

'Your wealth is no longer on paper. It's in cyberspace.'

'Currently I'm an alternative journalist.'

Contact Tree-Huggers.com for info on tax-deductible charitable trusts.

There's some guy in the caf

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.