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'The check is in the email attachment.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

"He'll do anything to say in power."

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

'The bad news is that we lost a lot of money last quarter... The good news is that it was a record.'

"Comparing our salaries with the workers' salaries makes me cry...with laughter!"

Standard & Poor

I brake for federal bailouts.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Mr. Dow meeting Mr. Jones

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"Right now I'm mostly in cash."

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Discipline for the PIIGS.'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

'Our nest egg finally got rotten.'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'Makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it?'

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

Euro Discobolus

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

"I know some of you were wondering why I wanted to have the shareholders meeting in the stairwell."

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

Economic casualties.

'My own debit card would really be a great way to teach me the value of a dollar.'

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

Banks hand out umbrellas in good weather and take them back when it rains.

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'