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'The check is in the email attachment.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

"He'll do anything to say in power."

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

'The bad news is that we lost a lot of money last quarter... The good news is that it was a record.'

Standard & Poor

"Comparing our salaries with the workers' salaries makes me cry...with laughter!"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

I brake for federal bailouts.

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

Mr. Dow meeting Mr. Jones

"Right now I'm mostly in cash."

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Discipline for the PIIGS.'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

'Makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it?'

Euro Discobolus

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"I know some of you were wondering why I wanted to have the shareholders meeting in the stairwell."

'Our nest egg finally got rotten.'

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

Economic casualties.

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'My own debit card would really be a great way to teach me the value of a dollar.'

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

Banks hand out umbrellas in good weather and take them back when it rains.

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'