Digital Finance Explorers Pillows

Blocked Network

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Baby Screen Time

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

"I've left the children to their own devices."

Virtual Lap Dancing

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

'How about a romantic caper about two lost souls who meet and find happiness investing in mutual funds.'

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

"Chris, find a safe and fast way into lucrative tax heavens!"

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

'We should be hibernating, not cybernating.'

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

'Let's play hide-and-search engine.'

'Your wealth is no longer on paper. It's in cyberspace.'

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

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'Currently I'm an alternative journalist.'