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After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.

"You can't hide from us!"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Economy

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

"Everything's gone up."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Wealth Juggler.

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Economy.

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'All we can do is remind the stockholders that money isn't everything.'

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Long and Short term investments.

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

"Stocks were bipolar today as delirious euphoria gave way to abject despair and back again."