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Stock Market Bear.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

'Time to buy.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Dow's up!"

"This just in! Due to downsizing, the mega-merger of Consolidated Industries and Humungous Corporation has been changed to a simple bankruptcy."

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

"Gas, is it the future?"

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

'Stocks fell on the news that whatever can go wrong, usually does go wrong.'

The Day Trader

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

Seats on the Stock Exhange are now equppied with air bags

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'How did your big investment go, dear?'

Stock Hurricane Ride

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"This little piggy got totally screwed by the market."

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

Investor walks tightrope graph balancing risk and reward.

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

"But Tim has tremendous faith in modern technology...he's looking for an 'Foolproof pension investment strategy in uncertain markets and a potentially imploding Eurozone' app!"

'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.'

"By 2020 millennials will control half of all investible assets...and we're still paying her car insurance?"

'No sir, I'm afraid there isn't a patron saint for investors.'