Volatility Vulture T-Shirts

'Time to buy.'

Tut and Carmen.

Venus

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Distractions Of The Great

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Tourists in Egypt

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

The Rise of Modern Art

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"There's more inside."

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Scarpia's Palace

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Modern Kids.

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

The London Olympic bid

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

Happy Hog - Manet

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

Decaying corpse

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Artist Retrospective.

"Frieze!"

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

Free Artist with Each Purchase