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'Arbitraging lweis and ekpweles all day gave him agnosia.'

Tut and Carmen.

Venus

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Distractions Of The Great

Tourists in Egypt

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

The Rise of Modern Art

"There's more inside."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'Time to buy.'

Scarpia's Palace

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Modern Kids.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

Happy Hog - Manet

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Decaying corpse

The London Olympic bid

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Artist Retrospective.

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.