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'Arbitraging lweis and ekpweles all day gave him agnosia.'

Tut and Carmen.

Venus

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Distractions Of The Great

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Tourists in Egypt

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

The Rise of Modern Art

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"There's more inside."

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Scarpia's Palace

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'Time to buy.'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Modern Kids.

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

Decaying corpse

Happy Hog - Manet

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

The London Olympic bid

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Artist Retrospective.