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"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

What does aloof mean?

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"There's more inside."

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'Time to buy.'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

'Dr Johnson, it's very interstyng, but ov wat use is this Dicshunry of yors?'

Decaying corpse

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

"What does procrastination mean?"

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Wordplay: Pantomime.

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

Wordplay: Me.

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"