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Order Keeper Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for the person who keeps everything in order? Our collection for the order keeper blends practicality with a touch of humor. Perfect for those who thrive on organizing life’s chaos, these gifts add personality to every space while celebrating their love for order. From stylish accessories to clever decor, there's something to delight every neat freak and organizational enthusiast.
Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?
"I think the ants are mooning me again."
Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.
'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'
Dear Dairy
A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl
'Go on - they're organic!'
'...and this is the Mess.'
'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'
Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.
"You can go home now, Barmpot - we've balanced."
"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"
The Complete Cycle.
"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."
'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'
"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."
Dead Men Tell No Tales.
Inbox and outbox for books
'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'
Hypatia
"Don't talk to your dad - he hasn't had his morning coffee yet!"
Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.
The world on lockdown
"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."
Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'
"I found this place on Waterbnb."
"Of course it's improved. Check out the quality of the packaging graphics."
'Of course I ate the Goldfish: What did they expect me to do? It's my nature, I can't help it...'
Fortune teller has a diary for 2017
"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"
A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.
"Okay, so the object of the game is to get into the most pedantic fight about the rules."
"The closest we get to an intimate dining experience is ordering delivery together."
'84% of our losses are due to accounting errors.'
Order Keeper Gifts Collection
Order Keeper Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for the order keeper—ideal for adding some humor and personality to their daily routine.
Order Keeper Pillows
Check out pillows for the order keeper—fun, stylish ways to make their well-organized space even cozier.
Order Keeper Prints
Visit our prints for the order keeper—great for decorating an organized, personality-filled space.
Order Keeper T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts for the order keeper—perfect for showcasing their love of neatness with a witty or stylish message.