Order Enforcer Gifts

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

No Smoking.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Click it or ticket.'

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

Referee cop.

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I try to get a head start on them."

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Mom Umpires

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'My client stands before you, a jury of his peers ...'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'I heard you mom is really strict.'