Office Enforcer Gifts

'You don't know how long I've wanted to say this: I'm ruling you out of order, Mr. Roberts.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Click it or ticket.'

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

No Smoking.

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

I will not waste chalk kid...

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Referee cop.

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Mom Umpires

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."