Enforcement Officer Gifts

"£100 spot fine...er, because we don't like your face."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

The Anti-Agent

Hate Platforms

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

America, are we learning anything?

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'You know too much,'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Airport Security.

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

TSA Noah

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

When Engineers Crack.

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Minority Report

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

The Scanner Of Love.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Privacy Conference Security