Enforcement Officer T-Shirts

"£100 spot fine...er, because we don't like your face."

The Anti-Agent

Hate Platforms

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

America, are we learning anything?

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'You know too much,'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Airport Security.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

TSA Noah

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

When Engineers Crack.

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Privacy Conference Security

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'