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"Great, but where are they going to get the money to pay for them?"

'Police to hand out fixed-penalty fines.'

Our inquiries have hit a big wall of silence

"With budget cuts, we had to resort to a generic superhero."

NZ-Australian tensions over criminal deportees

The Anti-Agent

Hate Platforms

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Nation-building never works."

"You're fired."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Police Feline Unit

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Mario Draghi

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

America, are we learning anything?

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

hard-boiled egg...

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"National security adviser"

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'