Law Enforcement Official Gifts

"Great, but where are they going to get the money to pay for them?"

Armored Truck

Could Be Worse

'Police to hand out fixed-penalty fines.'

Our inquiries have hit a big wall of silence

"With budget cuts, we had to resort to a generic superhero."

NZ-Australian tensions over criminal deportees

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Hate Platforms

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Anti-Agent

"Nation-building never works."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Police Feline Unit

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Mario Draghi

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

America, are we learning anything?

Pretty Flowers

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"National security adviser"