Law Enforcement Professional Gifts

'Sorry, I don't want to get involved.'

"Look Constable, the final piece of our jigsaw."

'Perjury, obstruction of justice, false statements...any other governmentor business experiences?'

"Sorry - I thought you were black...."

Introductory Police Training

'Good cop - bad cop is enough. We don't need morally ambiguous cop.'

Men in Blank

Fingerprint Show

'I don't have any handcuffs so I'll have to give you a wedgie.'

'Assume the fetal position!'

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

'Hand over your licence.' - 'How can I, the judge took it?'

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

'Stop Police Brutality!'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"I remember when I patrolled this street alone, with just my night sticks."

'Keep it moving. Nothing to see here!'

Modern day gun mentality.

Violation

"Are you profiling me?"

First body cameras! Now this!

"Why didn't you just TASE him?!!!"

"Looks like he was smothered with a bag-for-life!"

Confronting

"Not now, I'm on my break."

"Could be a counter terrorist."

"The role of Police and Crime Commissioner is largely symbolic."

"That's him! That's the man who sold me used FBI detectors. He said they were reliable

"Some kids have stolen my spaceship...!"

"You need to control your emotions when notifying the next of kin, especially when the cause of death is this funny."

The Alabama Senate voted to allow a mega-church to start its very own police force.

"He's lying! Just like all men! Oh God, mother was right, I'm never getting married, am I?"

"Yes, the Uncatchable Cat Burglar is a great nickname - but can I suggest you combine it with running away?"

The Jaye Edgar Hoover Building

"O.K., folks, let's break it up."