Law Enforcement Personnel Gifts

Appeal for witnesses - Look! A Police Officer is in this area.

"Damn. No hat."

Investigating Yourself

Police in the 20th and 21st centuries,

Police dog banned.

Park bench attendent giving a man a ticket

Ex-Sniffer Dog - Please Help!

Hate Platforms

The Anti-Agent

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

America, are we learning anything?

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

When Engineers Crack.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Minority Report

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Privacy Conference Security

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

A Little Extra

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Careful! He knows computers."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates