Law Enforcement Officers Gifts

Privacy Conference Security

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

"Bye Honey, just taking Junior to school."

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

Police car bumper sticker: 'Honk if you want a traffic ticket'.

'Hang 'em high is just an expression Judge!'

'This is your third speeding fine this week. You are banned from the store.'

The Marshall and his deputy form a human barrier against the stpread of unlimited socialist internet service providers.

Children and firearms.

'We COULD bust him for every non-forced illegal entry in the district...or is that just too darn easy?'

We are faced with a dilemma about why American social fabric is unravelling with such bewildering violence...fry a few people to make ourselves feel better about it!

How much did you tell them?

KEEP OFF THE GRASS, 'It's cool, man -- this is just a clove cigarette,'

CCTV on torture cage.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

The Shell Game

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

"I decided to ticket you 'cause I'm bored again."

"Armed police...Drop your weapons now!"

Easter and Coronavirus

'It looks like a Homeland Security sting operation.'

'Good afternoon madam, we're Federal Bear Investigators. We believe a miss Goldilocks lives here?'

"Did I hear Spanish spoken in here??"

'How did your 'get tough on crime' speech go?'

'Are you sure that's the man who killed your husband Mrs.Mahoney?'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

'It's Prince, our best sniffer. He OD'd.'

"It's the cops! I think they're onto me!"

"Ooops, I meant to grab the car."

"There'll be no trespassin' where you're goin', Trespassing Tommy!"