Law Enforcement Personnel Mugs

Appeal for witnesses - Look! A Police Officer is in this area.

"Damn. No hat."

Police in the 20th and 21st centuries,

Police dog banned.

Park bench attendent giving a man a ticket

Ex-Sniffer Dog - Please Help!

The Anti-Agent

Hate Platforms

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

America, are we learning anything?

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

When Engineers Crack.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Privacy Conference Security

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Slow Night

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"Careful! He knows computers."

Totalitarian Humour

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates