Law Enforcement Professionals Mugs

Excessive Paperwork

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

Messing Up My Metrics

"We are reviewing the shocking footage."

'I appreciate your efforts in negotiating my release. Now, about those concessions you offered...'

Boy George - 'Cocaine? Me? Do I look skinny and waif-like?'

Police & Corona

The Anti-Agent

Hate Platforms

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

America, are we learning anything?

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

When Engineers Crack.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Minority Report

Privacy Conference Security

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

A Little Extra

Totalitarian Humour

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

Slow Night

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"I spy with my little eye…"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates