Law Enforcement Professionals Prints

Excessive Paperwork

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

"We are reviewing the shocking footage."

'I appreciate your efforts in negotiating my release. Now, about those concessions you offered...'

Police & Corona

The Anti-Agent

Hate Platforms

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

America, are we learning anything?

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

When Engineers Crack.

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Privacy Conference Security

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Slow Night

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"Careful! He knows computers."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Totalitarian Humour

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Black and White: Segregation,

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

American blood