Law Enforcement Enthusiasts Mugs

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

'I've stopped you on suspicion of texting while behind the wheel of a moving vehicle. I'm going to require a thumb sample...'

"Just accept the ticket and let's go. The hot dog's getting cold."

'Now I wish to make a citizen's arrest - you went over the limit overtaking me, officer!'

'And this is a fair cop.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

Police cost cutting measures

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Next camera crew 5 mins

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"No offence Jon, but..."

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

"You have the right to remain silent."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

Arcarde Patrol

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Life in the Fast Lane.

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."