Law Enforcement Officials Mugs

Why Do Cops Always Bring a Gun to a Knife Fight?

Police cost cutting measures

The Anti-Agent

Hate Platforms

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

America, are we learning anything?

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

When Engineers Crack.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Minority Report

Privacy Conference Security

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"I spy with my little eye…"

"Careful! He knows computers."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

A Little Extra

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

Slow Night

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Totalitarian Humour

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Black and White: Segregation,

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'