Legal Official T-Shirts

'Is this the jury pool?'

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

Trial by Media

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Hate Platforms

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Anti-Agent

"You're fired."

"Nation-building never works."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Mario Draghi

Pretty Flowers

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

America, are we learning anything?

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"National security adviser"

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"What was I thinking?!"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

Political convention

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"