Legal Official T-Shirts

'Is this the jury pool?'

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

Trial by Media

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Anti-Agent

Hate Platforms

"Nation-building never works."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Mario Draghi

America, are we learning anything?

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"National security adviser"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Political convention

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"What was I thinking?!"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'