Law Enforcement Agent T-Shirts

"No this isn't the old 'good cop, bad cop routine'. This is the old bad cop, worst cop routine!"

'They are controlled substances because they cause uncontrolled behaviour.'

'Damn! I suppose that'll mean twenty four hour policing.'

"Get me everything on everybody."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'We suspect copper thieves.'

Putin - 'Once a KGB man .... always a KGB man.'

Man dressed as rabbit - 'Bloody Police...concealing their identity.'

"Yes constable, a rising graph is often a good thing, but not when we're talking about the crime rate!"

The Anti-Agent

Hate Platforms

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

America, are we learning anything?

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

When Engineers Crack.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Privacy Conference Security

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Careful! He knows computers."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Slow Night

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Totalitarian Humour

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Black and White: Segregation,