Law Enforcement Agent Pillows

"No this isn't the old 'good cop, bad cop routine'. This is the old bad cop, worst cop routine!"

'They are controlled substances because they cause uncontrolled behaviour.'

'Damn! I suppose that'll mean twenty four hour policing.'

"Get me everything on everybody."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

Italian Cyber-Crime Unit. There were no victims because we shut down those scammers just 24 hours after they went online. Rome wasn't bilked in a day!

'We suspect copper thieves.'

Putin - 'Once a KGB man .... always a KGB man.'

Man dressed as rabbit - 'Bloody Police...concealing their identity.'

"Yes constable, a rising graph is often a good thing, but not when we're talking about the crime rate!"

The Anti-Agent

Hate Platforms

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

America, are we learning anything?

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

When Engineers Crack.

Minority Report

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Privacy Conference Security

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

A Little Extra

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Slow Night

"Careful! He knows computers."

"I spy with my little eye…"

Totalitarian Humour