Obedience Enforcer Gifts

"I've got him well trained."

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Zombie pet tricks.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Dog Training.

'Click it or ticket.'

No Smoking.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

Referee cop.

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'