Order Explorer Prints

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

'...and this is the Mess.'

The Best Laid Plans

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Computer spying.

"You get one every time you order something online."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

The Complete Cycle.

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

The Old Curiosity Shop

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Pick & Buy Online.

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'