Customs Explorer Prints

'I know it's the custom on your planet to not pay for parking up front, but that's not the custom here?'

Vaccination Passport

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"You get one every time you order something online."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Nano technology.

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

With Jury Duty for All

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

"You're on the green list."

Pick & Buy Online.

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'Purpose of visit?'

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"You can pack this back up now."

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

Vat Nav

'Do you have a visa?'