Customs Explorer Pillows

'I know it's the custom on your planet to not pay for parking up front, but that's not the custom here?'

Vaccination Passport

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"You get one every time you order something online."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

Nano technology.

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

The Old Curiosity Shop

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

'Purpose of visit?'

Pick & Buy Online.

"You're on the green list."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

With Jury Duty for All

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

"You can pack this back up now."

'That's the last time I buy sled dogs on ebay.'

'Do you have a visa?'

'George, did you order a lure retriever from E-Bay.'

Ebaying at the moon.

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