Electron Explorer Mugs

Leon the electron was not sure just to where he'd been blasted when the photon struck, but indicators suggested he was now in one of the atom's degenerate orbitals.

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Gracie's baby toys.

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Eureka! Details to follow."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

I love Science.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

"This is a duet yourself project."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

Lithium Fair

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

Dr. Peabody took on the most challenging research projects.

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."